kevin to adam: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.
adam rushed home angrily.
After half an hour, he came back and slapped the kevin.
adam said: You fool, he is not my friend.
Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?
Man: Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold.
Wife: But why...
Man: They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee.
adam: Why have you increased speed of car?
kevin: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.
A French husband was returning home after cremating his wife.
He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.
Husband thinks: She must have reached there.
Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy from him?
Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!
adam was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."
kevin: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?
adam: My wife’s first husband.
A pizza an apple thrown from the 10th floor
which will reach first
....................................
......................................pizza cause pizza is fast food
adam: Why are u late?
kevin: there was a man who lost his 100 dollar bill
adam: u were helping him look for it
kevin: no i was standing on it
when parents care we call it restriction
bt when boyfriend/girlfriend restricts ...........
...........omg! he/she is so caring!!!
universal truth taught to us....
...sun rises from the east...
Fact
...it doesn't rise or sets it only rotates....
Moral
..Education ruin our sense of humour....
