jokes

kevin to adam: Your friend is kissing your wife in your home.

adam rushed home angrily.

After half an hour, he came back and slapped the kevin.

adam said: You fool, he is not my friend.

Boyfriend: Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?

 Girlfriend: It is sufficient for me, but how will you survive?

Man: Drink quickly... drink quickly... before it gets cold.

Wife: But why...

 Man: They charge Rs. 50 for hot coffee and Rs 100 for cold coffee.

adam: Why have you increased speed of car?

kevin: Break has failed. We should reach home before accident.

A French husband was returning home after cremating his wife.

He sees heavy lightning and thunderstorm in the sky.

Husband thinks: She must have reached there.

Teacher to Student: Kid, your essay on "My  Dog" is exactly the same as  your brother's. Did you copy from him?

Student: No, teacher, it's about the same dog!

adam was weeping at a grave, "Why did you die? Why did you die? Your death ruined my life."

kevin: For whom are you mourning so deeply? A child? A parent? Wife? or Girlfriend ?

adam: My wife’s first husband.

A pizza an apple thrown from the 10th floor

which will reach first

....................................

......................................pizza cause pizza is fast food

adam: Why are u late?

kevin: there was a man  who lost his 100 dollar bill

adam: u were helping him look for it

kevin: no i was standing on it

when parents care we call it restriction

bt when boyfriend/girlfriend restricts ...........

...........omg!  he/she is so caring!!!

universal truth taught to us....

...sun rises from the east...

                 Fact

...it doesn't rise or sets it only rotates....

Moral

..Education ruin our sense of humour....